Stuffy nose

A basic term for being congested. The worst symptom of a cold, it makes you remember all the times you took breathing clearly for granted.

I have a stuffy nose. I hate it so much.

by Goyangi August 9, 2025

Nose blasting

Aggressively doing cocaine, typically with friends. Usually done in large amounts.

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"

by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

Nose-edextrious

To be able to snort the same about of force in each nostril

He snorted so much blow. He must be nose-edextrious

by Mackdaddy 707 April 19, 2018

nose surfing

Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.

Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?

I can’t stand these nose surfers!

by El Quequito April 4, 2021

Buzzing the nose

The act of passing gas directly onto someone else's nose. The "buzzing" part is particularly descriptive when one's bare anus actually vibrates the receiving party's nose as gas quickly escapes.

At the conclusion of walkering her, Siewert promptly turned around and engaged in buzzing the nose of Natasha.

by samsonite1234 October 1, 2009

Nose Ring Theory

The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.

Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?

Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.

by Obeflow August 27, 2025

Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.

“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”

by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025