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fortnite boyfriends 

mom: i heard you got a boyfriend, where did you guys meet?
girl: oh mom actually i have mulitple fortnite boyfriends and if you really want to know, they are fresh out of creative fill
mom: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM
girl: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL MY BOYFRIENDS COME
60 year old man: hello...
girl: the fuck 0-0

Begfriend 

A person who follows other people around thinking they are friends. Yet in reality the group does not like the person following them around.
Jess: hey guys!!!

Marie: oh my god here we go again. She’s so annoying

Lacey: why is she always following us around???!
Marie: i know she’s such a begfriend omggg wtfff.

boyfriendhrry 

someone: omg did you see boyfriendhrry followed me back?
me: lucky
boyfriendhrry by louisdilf June 2, 2021

joyfriend 

A subsitute that parents use instead of "girlfriend" or "boyfriend".
Do you have a <u>joyfriend</u> sweetie?
joyfriend by Bea [: March 11, 2007

brofriend 

A combination of "brother" and "boyfriend." It is used by women to refer to an extremely close homosexual male friend, usually whom she finds attractive and often so close as to be like a boyfriend.
Girl 1: Is that her boyfriend? He's so cute!

Girl 2: No.

Girl 1: So he's single?!

Girl 2: No, he's her brofriend.

Girl 1: Damn. The cute ones are always gay.
brofriend by RainbowRider December 5, 2010

boyfrience 

The act of mincing one's boyfriend into very small bits for being a huge douchebag.
Peter refused to introduce her to his friends so she boyfrienced him.
boyfrience by konfabulate April 2, 2007