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Coach Mike

Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”
by Mikedadike July 7, 2025
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Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but always makes you laugh
Mike is dispraxic but cool
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024
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Cuckhold Mike

A person who is never in the wrong. He rejects any kind of help and sees it as threatening, and then lashes out. The only emotion he shows is to say that it is not his fault because...Masks his own insecurities in calling other people sensitive.
Dude, Cuckhold Mike stripped out four screws today and said it wasn't his fault because the Earth's axis was in movement.
by Eastcoastslide July 16, 2025
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Mike Veytia

a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.
That guys a Mike Veytia and I should let him bang my girlfriend
by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023
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Mike

The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.
Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!
by Maxfort.23 March 5, 2022
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Chinese Mike

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.
by killgvr January 17, 2024
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Mike Wang 2

there isn't much information about Mike Wang 2
but we know that he is either from an alternate universe or is a clone of the original Mike wang

he carries many of the similar traits of the original Mike Wang with the difference being he has been genetically modified to become the purest form of Mike wang

he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.

he can shoot laser eyes too
Mike Wang 1: *spams racial slurs*
messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1

Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀
by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 14, 2025
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