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Baby Gurl

The name of a woman loved by a man in other words he uses it to compliemnt her or a woman in a relationship with a man in this case he natural name for her is this as substitution for her real name.
"Damn babygurl, you looking fresh!"

"Baby gurl, i love you so much im glad were going out"
by Knoledge MasterWoman August 25, 2004
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baby momma drama

A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:

1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.

2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.

3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.

4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.

5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.

6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.

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Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004
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Jackpot Baby

A child (usually a bastard child) deliberately conceived for the sole purpose of acquiring monetary handouts and other unfair perks. Usually born to welfare queens, illegal immigrants and other parasites.

When the Jackpot Baby is not a bastard (which is rare), it is usually conceived for tax breaks.

Occasionally, a person with wealthy parents will deliberately produce a child when promised large sums of money in exchange for producing an heir. However, the previously mentioned bastard child is the most common.
Jackie: "I'm working at McDonald's during summer vacation. Where are you going to work?"

Shameeka: "Work?? Girl please! I'm gonna have me a Jackpot Baby so I can get on the 'fare, fuck that workin' shit! I ain't gettin' my hands dirty fo' no motherfucker!"

Jackie: "Oh. Uh, ok. So who's the daddy going to be?"

Shameeka: "Whoever, don't matter, long as I get a baby so I can get that check is all I care about."
by IHateFreeloaders April 19, 2010
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dead beat baby daddy

loser, sperm donor, jerk who doesnt pay child supprt, still lives with mother, does not work..
i wanted to buy my son a new dresser, but my dead beat baby daddy hasnt paid no money for child support in a year and im deadddd broke!!! aint got no money for extra crap
by Robin e berry January 20, 2009
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babel fish

A translation tool.

Originates from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series written by the late Douglas Adams. A babel fish is stuck in your ear and feeds off of other people's neural patterns, excreting the translated thoughts into your brain.
Stick this babel fish in your ear.

Use babel fish to translate.
by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004
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Baby Back Bitch

A term used to describe a weak and useless piece of shit that should not be seen in public.
He's such a Baby Back Bitch, why'd he come to school today?
by NiggahNick October 13, 2012
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baby holocaust

a product of beating-off
Q: "Can I use your Tide Pen to get this deodorant stain out?"
A: "I'm afraid it wont come out, thats the site of a baby holocaust."
by in0circles June 24, 2008
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