Amanda's Ass

When a girl has Amanda's Ass, it is very big and round.

Yeah, that girl really has Amanda's Ass.

by hooktrainer December 19, 2014

case of the ass

not happy with the way things are going or with someones actions.

This damned lawnmwer is about to give a case of the ass!

by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003

Chris' Ass

a very large piece of art, beautiful to the eye, and possibly even more enjoyable to the touch. looks simply majestic in yoga pants. has been featured in countless raunchy magazines in their fold out sections. thought to be many notable artists', sculptors', and play-writers' muse. the actual size of chris' ass has been debated amongst several esteemed scholars, and the accepted measurement is now 7 feet in width, 4 1/2 feet in depth, along with a mass of approximately 133.4 kg. not to be confused with chris kmiec's sister's "nice, perky ass", to quote chris himself.

Crowd of starry-eyed men, women and children: "Good god, I would give my life savings to Jerry Sandusky's child rape ring to just get a glimpse of Chris' Ass! If only we could come closer!"

by assfanatic93kmiec November 9, 2011

ass gas

Term my grandmother used to refer to farts that have been both squashed and amplified by sitting in a leather reclinign chair during the release.

If it wasn't my grandmother, I would have told the supplier of the ass gas to drop dead in an effort to shut their asshole.

by Dead Menace August 7, 2009

Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

ass end

The worst part of something.

I got the ass end of the chocolate cake.

by Keynon May 21, 2005

ass munch

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.

by NB March 12, 2003