Short people

A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.

If you see a short people stomp on him.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021

Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.

"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

National Step on your short friends feet Day

National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈

Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…

by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025

basketball shorts

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.

Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.

by Nono 23 July 6, 2020

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024