Got Matt?

When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles

Hey bro can you take me to get something?

Got Matt?

by Opeybeast October 8, 2020

Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh you See mattes oberthere, he is really nice and shares his girls

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

Matt Brooks

Cute Butt. Massive Penis.

Do you see Matt Brooks over there? What a babe!

by Icantake5upthebutt January 16, 2024

Ranga Matt

Ranga Matt is the biggest ranga i have ever met his luscious golden orange hair looks delightful when being son upon by the gleaming orange sun shining the same colour as his hair.

oi cunt your a massive ranga wanna smash???

Ranga Matt

by rangalover69 May 21, 2019