tick dick

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.

I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne

by Songdefiner November 29, 2016

Tickledadick

New York Times Best Seller; Ceasar Millans Fourth Top selling Dog Training manual"Tickle The Dick; Obedience Training 101", Where he uses his world renown dog whispering techniques.

A sexual act; Gently caressing, lightly stroking, while sensually exhaling on the the vast majority of the male reproductive organ as a sign of dominance.

Also a common terminology/act used when describing the initiation process of becoming an active member of the street gang known as the "CRIPS"

Yo Nigga You Tryna get PUT DOWN? You betta tickledadick den Bitchassnigga!
Dat nigga cant roll with us, his tickledadick game WACK....

by B0vic3 January 31, 2017

Ticked off

Being annoyed,upset,even enraged.

I remember an x college of mine in the 10th grade was so ticked off.

by Toa Pohatu February 23, 2017

tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it

John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!

by Eieiooo5 April 25, 2017

Tickledeucse

An amazing fucked up person whose name was made up by lil' Marco in the early 21st century. A tickledeucse is a person who is often very weird.

Dude stop being so weird!
-I can't .
Damn you are such a tickledeucse, you are always being weird!

by Tickledeucse May 23, 2017

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017

Ticket

A single female joining a single male for the sole purpose of attending a couples only swingers event.

Man talking to host/door person: This is Rachel, she is my ticket...

by KittenMom June 3, 2017