by 0FATONY0 August 1, 2017
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Get the Log Jam mug.1. Strawberry jam is a sweet preserve made from strawberries and sugar. It's typically spread on bread or toast.
2. (sometimes abbreviated SJ) Popular mod from the game Celeste. Has 5 lobbies with up to 20 maps each and a "final challenge" which combines elements from every map
2. (sometimes abbreviated SJ) Popular mod from the game Celeste. Has 5 lobbies with up to 20 maps each and a "final challenge" which combines elements from every map
1. you should try eating strawberry jam its so good ngl
2. well if you're looking for a popular Celeste mod you can't go wrong with SJ
2. well if you're looking for a popular Celeste mod you can't go wrong with SJ
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
Get the Strawberry Jam mug.I ain’t even peep her mom calling her phone I was ’in my jam’ clapping her
I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz
I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight
I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz
I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight
by Northfac3 November 30, 2020
Get the In My Jam mug.Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
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When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
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