Sam

Sam is someone that has a micro-penis ranging from about 1-3 in. Sam is always rawdogging his bros and is always in the dust.

Hey bro want to pull a Sam?

by Jo Hunninghake November 24, 2021

Sam

Often lies about their name and is actually called Simon. Fairly intelligent and always knows what they are doing however they are quite submissive and normally lets others take charge

Bloke 1: is he coming out
Bloke 2: no he’s a right sam

by oldfool April 25, 2019

Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018

Sam

A name for the most annoying person in the world, he hits girls and tries to fight them. NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH A SAM they will ruin your life.

SAM is a horrible person. SAM doesn’t have any friends. We all hate SAM.

by Everyone person that hates Sam June 24, 2019

sam

iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass

imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam

by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022

Sam

Sam The Wapanese, The one called Little Finger, The Supreme Weeb who leads the Weeaboo infestation and Neet

Did see that Sam in the street? What a disgrace bro. He’s a simp aswell!

by Apollyon the Dread November 7, 2020

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020