Canadian

An unarmed American with health care

If you hurt my feelings, I can go to the hospital and get them checked for free because I am a Canadian.

by Samantha Crosfield April 28, 2021

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

Canadians

Code word for Jews, has its origins in Chicago

"There's no Christmas lights on this street, must all be Canadians"

by Perry Menos December 9, 2019

canadian motorcycle

Another name for a snowmobile

Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today

by Jacob Rossing January 6, 2017

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Canadian Hello

The presentaation of one’s beaver for sex, oral or otherwise.

We were chillin at my place, then she gave me a canadian hello and I was chowin down.

by Ucosude August 19, 2020

Canadian

The act of liking hockey and saying “Ay” after every sentence.

Yeah I’m Canadian. What’s your favorite hockey team ay?

by YourNiggaCarl April 19, 2018