Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

backhand of truth

A backhand forged out of rage and anger. it shows the victim all the wrong that they have done on impact.

Slut 1: I cheated on you!
Lad 1: you will now receive the backhand of truth.
(Slap)
Slut 1: Ow!

by daxter35 October 29, 2014

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 21, 2016

Gutting ur trout

when ur lady asks u to go down on her and u know she hasn't showered in 3 weeks.

Gutting ur trout -Damn it bobby I've been real busy lately now get over here and {gut my trout}!

by The lonemiller July 13, 2016

hoggin at the trough

When your peer is taking all the overtime away from everyone else.

Dean was hoggin at the trough so much no one was able to get any extra overtime this week.

by Clamer August 12, 2017