Why did I walk through that door?
by menphiz September 30, 2022
Get the Doormug. They keep creepin towards the door! My heart beat skips, like a photo graph! But they keep creepin towards the door!
by Slender_man320 August 11, 2023
Get the They keep creepin towards the doormug. A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.
Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.
Person:2 -Why would I believe you.
Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.
Person:2- Get over yourselves.
Person:2 -Why would I believe you.
Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.
Person:2- Get over yourselves.
by Who would have thought!! May 22, 2012
Get the back door feltchersmug. by Bacot anjing January 1, 2021
Get the Doorsmug. Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
Get the Everett Door Stopmug. Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
Get the post-door-slamming wincemug. When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.
by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020
Get the Staining the doormug.