smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

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smash n’ pass

Another term for a one night stand, but a somehow purer way of saying it.

Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”

by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 25, 2023

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Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 06, 2025

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Smashing guts

Smashing guts.

The act of rubbing guts together during intercourse. Also can be another name for sex.

Fuck! We were smashing guts all over the place last weekend!

I hope tonight he plans on smashing guts!!!

by The limpest dick June 25, 2018

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Smash over

When you get wild, and you smash a lot of people in one night, or it's a one night stand, but you smash multuple times and you wake up sore and humiliated

"Hey Bob, you good? You don't look to good this morning?"
"Nah dude, I was up until 2 smashing, and now I have a killer smash over"

by Jacaranda1027 December 21, 2017

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