bloodly shoes

Shose that a are to expensive and have red bottoms

Her bloodly shoes we're like 1,000 and they have red bottoms. They are soo cute

by Hypebeasmemes November 25, 2017

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Elf Shoes

Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.

“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”

by MisterHollie December 27, 2021

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Your shoe is fittin' me

used to say "I feel you, I'm facing the same situation."

David: Man I'm broke, Its just 10 days for the month and I'm gone...
Ricky: Yeah, I can feel you... Your shoe is fittin' me...

by RickyStrikes July 19, 2015

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Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

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Shoe Stew

Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.

“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

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