Short Goodbye

The improper or silent goodbye. Often resulting in the long goodbye.

It's what you do when...
- You're not getting what you want.
- You're tired of talking.
- You're beautiful.

She leaves just silence in her path, a short goodbye, some photographs. I just can’t tell you why I let her break my heart again.

by 5daysofSummer December 29, 2012

Shmoke a bewl

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

Shit sweats

When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.

Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.

Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour

Bro1: You better start running before you blow!

Bro2: To late

by Crippollo July 16, 2013

Shonel

An outstandingly hot and unique person with extraordinary hidden talents. An endearing, honest and magnanimous person with a sense of humor and a charming personality.

He's charming as Shonel

charming hot endearing Shonel

by min_d November 24, 2013

shreking off

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

by A brogre December 26, 2013

Shag Dodger

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..

Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

shitgilante

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.

Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.

by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015