sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.

by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Sausage

A person that when something is posted on Facebook believes straight away that it must be true.

Some sausage shared it on Facebook the other day

by Yousillysausage October 12, 2021

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016

Booty Sausage

A sausage that is meant for the booty. Rather it be a Penis or a Dildo, or a Vibrator, or an actual Sausage/Hotdog

Example 1: I sat on a Booty Sausage last night and it left me filled with cum. Example 2: I had played with a Booty Sausage as my boyfriend did not give me enough pleasure.

by TheConQueefTador September 19, 2025

sausage koozie

Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.

Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016