urban dic self absorption

That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.

Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.

by gloi kiwi November 22, 2021

Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021

Self-whore

A person who devotes a large amount of their time to themselves for any reason

"Damn, Adam has stopped hanging out with us and sits plays video games at home all day."
"Yeah, what a self-whore'

" Wow, Katia has been studying a lot recently, she's becoming a self-whore"
"Good for her! I wish I knew how to focus on my work as good as she does"

by CraZboy November 25, 2021

Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020

Self-Gun

The act of pointing a firearm at your own head and pulling the trigger.

Life sucks, I wanna commit self-gun

by Suldebaker April 2, 2020

self tapper

A person who penatrates themselves during masterbation.

Your mom is a self tapper when I'm not around.

by Bjg/nmg April 19, 2020

self-interest

Wanting what is best for everyone, including oneself, not, as commonly believed, what is best only for oneself.

He knew it was in his self-interest to help as many people as possible thrive and prosper, in comfort and safety, that only then could he ultimately thrive and prosper.

by Monkey's Dad May 13, 2020