When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home
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When a guy is talking to another person on the phone, and the guy hands the phone over to another person nearby, because he would rather have his friend be in an awkward situation with a person they don't even know then for the talker to just hang up the phone in the first place.
Jack: Hey Jill, my hotpockets just got done, can you talk to my friend for a sec?
Jill: Uhh-
Diddy P: Yo what's shakin', bacon?
Jill: ...
Diddy P: This is awkward, isn't it?
Jill: I've totally just been phoned over, haven't I?
Diddy P: Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
Jill: Uhh-
Diddy P: Yo what's shakin', bacon?
Jill: ...
Diddy P: This is awkward, isn't it?
Jill: I've totally just been phoned over, haven't I?
Diddy P: Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
by Spatchmo January 24, 2009
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Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!
You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010
Get the Phone Stoned mug.a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the space of a few seconds.
Guy 1: Dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times
by ifmod November 11, 2011
Get the phonegasm mug.A disease in which one cannot desperate them selves from the phone. Also has a hard time functioning without phone. Side effects are the weakening and loss of muscle mass due to lack of physical activity
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Get the Phoneitis mug.When thy idiot brakes they're phone and for then on out can only talk through kik, snapchat or some other stupid app
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