keg pants 

a pair of pants that look so good from behind, that you want to "tap" them.

Girl, those must be Keg Pants, cuz I wanna Tap the Ass!!!

keg pants by Bubba Ho-Tep July 29, 2005

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS 

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS by weave November 3, 2003

sugar pants 

Referring to one's sexual habits. A whore. Good in bed.

Liz: What's that chick doin' over there
Karly: She'z workin' the block.
Liz: UH! She's such a sugar pants.
Karly: But you want her.
Liz: Yea, I know..

sugar pants by Karly-Jo May 28, 2006

Banana Pants 

A tender epithet used to express one's adoration for someone they are involved with romantically (typically male).

Boy: "Hello, dear!"
Girl: "Oh, hello, Banana Pants! I've missed you!"

*embrace*

Banana Pants by catz4lyfe August 1, 2010

Toledo Pants 

Noun: Jogging or sweatpants worn as a replacement for actual pants when going outside of ones home to an establishment.

"Dude, did you see that guy with the ICP T shirt wearing those Toledo pants at Walmart?"

Toledo Pants by xpimpbotx April 28, 2016

boner pants 

Pants that aren't tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.

My girlfriend and I went out to lunch. I forgot not to wear to wear my boner pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. I'm not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that I don't have a small penis.

boner pants by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

tight pants 

A form of pants that will hug one person's balls constantly. Tight pants usually occur on 14 year old sluts, or skaters who act hardcore. They usually come in small sizes such as Nut-hugging, Ass-attention, and Hey-I'm-fat-look-at-my-ass. Brands like Kr3w, and Circa.

Fat kids who wear tight pants usually are joked and then beaten up for looking like a dumbass.

Jerry: What's up bro. Trying to smoke today?
Mike: Nah man. I just got some hott ass tight pants.
Jerry: Man hit me up with a pair.
Mike: A'ight man peace!

(Jerry lowers his pants due to the tight pants)

tight pants by Jesse L June 11, 2007