flying african sandal

when you take a shit in a sandal, flipflop, chanckla, (e.t.c) and throw it at some one.

remember when i threw that flying african sandal at that guy

by zombiezedtwin12 June 19, 2010

Flying Sex Monster

A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.

Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!

by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014

flying feathered rats

Pigeons of Seagulls that are scavengers either scronging for food that is left behind or rummage thru trash bins for food scraps.

Man! look at that old lady at the parking lot feeding breadcrumbs to those flying feathered rats!!

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

the flying spaghetti monster

God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.

Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.

"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."

by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005

fly in any weather

when you try to cope with everything. it 's just like saying i'm try hard to go through whatever comes down my way ya feel me ?

baby ( aka birdlan ) : we tryna get it all together n spend a lil chedda n fly in any weather nigga and homie we get da money and the power then dem hoez come and holla and in any weather pimpin !

by x-tee July 25, 2006

take a flying fuck

An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.

"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"

by Midnight Assassin March 1, 2016