by CheetahDoesWords September 17, 2025
Get the Suicide Shoemug. When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
Get the New Shoe Syndromemug. by big shoe size March 15, 2022
Get the zyair big shoe sizemug. Slippers that are worn inside mental institutions
Used sarcastically because the people who wear them are the opposite of a boss
-origin: Allentown,Pa
Used sarcastically because the people who wear them are the opposite of a boss
-origin: Allentown,Pa
by Brian D'Zoid March 14, 2014
Get the slip on boss shoesmug. The Arabian shoe tie is a torture method that consists of skinning someone’s foot to expose veins and nerves then carefully tying the veins and nerves like a shoe lace.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.
by Cleveland steamroll guy June 25, 2024
Get the Arabian shoe tiemug. by MikeOrangeCounty1 October 25, 2019
Get the Clown Shoesmug. 