I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

phone

something that takes bitches out of the world so it is homeless

That guy is using a phone

by megablast5606 November 14, 2019

toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet

-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...

by Hotwheels100 June 27, 2016

Phone scrimping

When your partner feels a need to go on they’re phone as soon as you leave the room either to play clash Royale or go on YouTube and death scroll.

I left to get a snack and came back in he was phone scrimping

by Angrygothgirl August 19, 2025

co-co cola phone

the phone that co-co cola made

person 1: i just got the co-co cola phone!!!
person 2: good for you

by minihoot May 6, 2023

Phone Wars

a childish thing made up by people between the ages of 8 to 12 because they cant accept opinons

someone: "Android is better than Apple"

Me: ah Someone competing in Phone Wars, Grow Up.

by Dave109 July 16, 2024

phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..

After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.

by Almamomama August 18, 2016