by Gottem Joker man November 15, 2019

the one and only female person that gave birth to you and suffered horrible pain just so you can live and make fun of her on the internet.lmao
by oneandonlymemelord August 9, 2018

It's my moms.
by Its me DLaws cracker ass January 2, 2010

by ilovemysussyhamster March 5, 2022

When a girl tries to make you believe that she is pregnant or that you are her baby's daddy, until it is proven that said dad is not the father or that the girl is not pregnant at all.
Ex) Girl: Im pregnant. I took the test just now
Boy: Can i see the stick?
Girl: Why do need to see it, can't you just be happy we are having a baby?
Boy: Are you pregnant or not?
Girl: why Can't you be happy we having a kid.
Boy: idk i just don't want to have a fakey mama, you can not be pregnant the whole time, and have me feel some kind of way just to find out you're just my fakey mama and not my baby mama.
Boy: Can i see the stick?
Girl: Why do need to see it, can't you just be happy we are having a baby?
Boy: Are you pregnant or not?
Girl: why Can't you be happy we having a kid.
Boy: idk i just don't want to have a fakey mama, you can not be pregnant the whole time, and have me feel some kind of way just to find out you're just my fakey mama and not my baby mama.
by @djaddubz257 October 6, 2020

Selina: Have you seen Tara? She never gets off the dance floor.
Stephanie: Yeah, once her song comes on she becomes a total jukebox mama.
Stephanie: Yeah, once her song comes on she becomes a total jukebox mama.
by honkytonkangel1958 May 30, 2019
