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Nigger Viking 

The first Vikings were niggers is a funny story to nigger up the world it's really sad. Nigger Viking
Nigger Viking by Nigger guy 5000 September 24, 2018

nigger ring 

A form of phone call screening in environments where caller ID is not accessible. This is achieved by making a call, hanging up after one ring and then calling right back. The recipient of this call would normally ignore all other incomming calls until he hears the single ring indicating that he should take the next call that comes in.
Example 1: A man who is sneaking behind his woman to meet other women will know to answer the phone when he hears the "nigger ring".

Example 2: A teenager who should be in school when he is at home taking the day off. If he answers the call of a relative or family friend, that could prove to be incriminating. However, if another "school-skipping" friend wanted to reach him by phone, the nigger ring is an excellent way to avoid being caught.

Example 3: The deadbeat roommate who begged you for more time on the rent money and promised to work 12 hour shifts has really been laying on your sofa and watching your TV while YOU are at work. And so you decide to check up on him to see if he really went to work. He is using the nigger ring to avoid your call, but you are thinking one step ahead of him and you catch him in the lie.
nigger ring by Joe Kz October 20, 2006

nigger express 

Any food/drink that has a combination of both grape and watermelon flavors.
Jones- I'm getting some blow pops. What flavor do you want?
Wallace- I don't know man. Just grab the Nigger Express.
nigger express by Kiril Ishikawa October 4, 2014

nigger smart 

It’s nigger smart to run across traffic.
nigger smart by Biscuit420 May 21, 2019

nigger scarf 

Finishing the last few crumbs in a bag of chips by tensioning the corners of the bag, angling the lower corner into your mouth and giving the back of the bag a gentle tap or shake so the last few morsels of awesomeness fall directly into your mouth. Savoring the last bits of salty goodness and making the rest of the chip vultures jealous.
Dude, don't nigger scarf the last of my Doritos.
nigger scarf by pimkie April 9, 2009

Nigger Salt 

"Ayo ma nigga 'shanth pass me that nigger salt so I can salt my eggs, yo"
Nigger Salt by PhilipTheHorse October 16, 2011