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muffin break

The roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl's pants/skirt which isn't covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a muffin hangs over the paper base).
"That girl shouldn't be wearing that crop top and those low riders..."
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nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.
Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM
by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018
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chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean
Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.
by icanthearyou November 6, 2010
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muffin top

when the fat hangs over your belt.

when to much flour is added when makingthis product. (fat people)
by footsoldier November 10, 2008
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baking muffins

Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.
John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!
by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008
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Corn Muffin

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin
My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out
by blacktoothsmile February 8, 2010
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muffin man

a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
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