nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Muffin Top

Someone who has their pants way to tight for their actual size, so their fat on their stomach hangs over

Mostly every fat person has a muffin top.

1: Did you see her Muffin Top.
2: Ya, it was so gross.
1: I know

by I dont Have a Muffin Top November 22, 2011

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 6, 2010

muffin top

when the fat hangs over your belt.

when to much flour is added when makingthis product. (fat people)

damn, look at that girls muffin top.

by footsoldier November 10, 2008

baking muffins

Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.

John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!

by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008

muffin top

fat puss

Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?

Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?

Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!

by Da Real Muffin Man May 10, 2010

flamming muffin

like a regular muffin except you light it on fire before throwing it in their face

ahhh you just threw a flamming muffin in my face

by jagger the dagger November 30, 2006