MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august
When I was sad I needed matt man
by Ar3bel August 07, 2022
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Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.
Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day
by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022
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Matt HomeBush

This bloke rubs his large belly either circular motion or patting.

HomeBush will blow you away with the amount of Hot wind 🌬️ he dribbles
by Bushfucka101 March 06, 2022
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Matt Koebel

The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.
Wow he really slimmed down, guess that makes you the new fat fuck Matt Koebel!!!
by Billy Daweson November 01, 2010
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matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳
by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) February 27, 2018
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Dirty Matt Mclaughlin

When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"
Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.
by BootiePoker January 26, 2024
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matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.
Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??
by Dr floppy schlong July 08, 2017
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