Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.
by Josemourinho'sunderpants October 19, 2021
Get the Mattmug. by onthedeck1032 January 24, 2019
Get the Matt Lissackmug. A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
by Any land is your land December 6, 2017
Get the Matt Mojsejmug. A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.
by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023
Get the Mattmug. A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
Get the Matt allenmug. by Lester 2 September 11, 2021
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