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Green Listed

(adj.) The Government's list of everyone who owns a Medical Marijuana Card. Comparable with "Black Listing," it is feared people on this list will be persecuted in the future.
Dude 1-"Hey brah, did you get that medical marijuana card?"

Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."
by jbob17 October 20, 2009
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Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun
1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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