Karen is typically a middle aged women in her 40’s or 50’s with blonde or brown hair with a bob cut or bangs. Karen usually drives a Ford or a Minivan to take the kids to soccer. Karen’s are always retired and rely on their husbands money. Karen hates her husband her kids and especially LINDA. Karen will always complain to the manager and drinks coffee or tea all the time.
by Untitled Author August 14, 2021
Get the Karenmug. A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020
Get the karenmug. A person who likes to cause drama and throw shade on Facebook. and has everything in live laugh love even though she does the exact opposite and enjoys pissing people off.
Bob: dude your mom is such a Karen!
Jerry: no dude she’s really nice
Bob: yesterday she called the police because kids where skate boarding in the neighborhood.
Jerry: my mom would never be such a middle aged rude person who has live laugh love everything and hates when people are happy!
Jerry: oh no she is a karen!
Bob:told you so. :)
Jerry: no dude she’s really nice
Bob: yesterday she called the police because kids where skate boarding in the neighborhood.
Jerry: my mom would never be such a middle aged rude person who has live laugh love everything and hates when people are happy!
Jerry: oh no she is a karen!
Bob:told you so. :)
by Don’t use ur real name.com June 18, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Karen- A usually middle aged woman who usually becomes Slightly aggressive when coupons or discounts are declined.
by 19lydlar April 26, 2020
Get the Karenmug. When Karen is on the loose ready to strike .
Karen is traveling and ready to get angry at anybody in her path.
She is free range care and shopping getting angry with the help.
Free range Karen is unleashed and unhinged.
Karen is traveling and ready to get angry at anybody in her path.
She is free range care and shopping getting angry with the help.
Free range Karen is unleashed and unhinged.
I feel sorry for the people at the resort she is a free range Karen.
Watch out free range Karen is on vacation.
Watch out free range Karen is on vacation.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
Get the Free range Karenmug. A person who always tries to get their way, no matter what. They tend to throw tantrums in public and end up embarassing themselves. They're usually blonde white women, however anyone can be a karen.
"She screamed at me and threatened to call the cops when I accidentally bumped into her, what a karen."
by Just an irrelevant dumbass May 22, 2023
Get the Karenmug. She took the fucking kids
by IDefinedSomethingHere April 11, 2019
Get the Karenmug.