blond job

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

by harry day October 26, 2009

Remi Job

A sexual session only lasting one to two minutes maximum. This is due to the inability to control oneself or rather, hold ones load.

Are you crazy? Were never gonna have enough time to make it to the show in time if you stop by that girls house to have sex. Its ok, it will be quick, Im just gonna give her a Remi Job.

by Jacked Horse February 23, 2010

scuba-job

The giving of head underneath water. When the female is wearing scuba gear and pulls of the mouthpiece to blow the man.

"Jenny came over to go swimming last night, and she totally gave me a scuba-job right in my grand-parent's pool!"

by Tim Dooley January 15, 2008

Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.

Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .

by the all knowing ivy leaguer July 12, 2009

Balcony Job

Having sexual intercourse on a balcony situated in Sunny Beach Bulgaria. Preferably a female bent over and taking it like a pro

That jumby is getting a balcony job off that tash on

by derek_123456 July 7, 2011

good job

Well done, esp. when nothing of significance has been accomplished, in attempt to give child a Messiah complex.

"Excellent breathing, Billy. Good job!"

by firstcomefirstserved February 7, 2018

job nockey

Exactly the same as a nob jockey. Originated on a Scrabble board in a Penzance Youth Hostel.

Gaff is a right job nockey.

by Stephen Brough January 21, 2005