Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

Big Jerk

Any AJ holding in Texas Hold 'em.

References AK - Big Slick, and AQ - Big Bitch

I went all in with the Big Jerk and ran into queens.

by Bag of Donuts March 29, 2011

dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

Jerk-Value

1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House

"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."

by Sugarrip July 1, 2009

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home

oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls

by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019