Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

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JAM

WHEN A JAZMIN AND A SAM DATE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT #JAM IS FINALLY BACK

by #JAM4EVER June 12, 2017

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Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

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you've got no jams

the only thing you need to be an ARMY.

rapmon:jimin,you've got no jams!

by annalovestaetae June 22, 2017

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bam and jam

When playing basketball, you attack the basket, draw contact, and proceed to dunk the ball anyway.

Rudy Gay drives...bam and jam! My god what a dunk with contact.

by Kadeem Richardson July 6, 2017

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blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

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