june 12

june 12 is “i hate fucking quan so much” day

“aw man, today is june 12th . which means we have to throw eggs at our upstairs neighbor, tyquan . sweaty ass mf”

by rongus June 1, 2023

june 24

national braeleigh is the shit day!!

me: braeleigh guess what day it is
braeleigh: june 24th
me: yeah it’s national braeleigh is the shit day!!

by urmummysonlyfans October 27, 2021

June 4

The start of summer where you leave school for 3 months

Finally June 4th is here i've been waiting forever!!

by anonymous June 4, 2021

Junes

A cool man. Really cool and strong too.
Seems quiet and hard to approach but truly sweet and kind-hearted. He is thoughtful and so funny you would spit your water out of your nose.

You're cool. You must be Junes, then.

by oliver-ts January 4, 2019

Nude June

The month of the year to get you people ready for hot girl summer. Send as many nudes as you can to your contact book in the month of June!

It’s nude June, I sent Gary all of my nudes.

by AbbiyeA June 6, 2021

June 18th

National shlaaaaaag day. Today you are a shlaaaag and do shlaaaaag activities because you are an absolute shlaaaag.

Bobby: ‘Lily! It’s June 18th, National shlaaaag day!’
Lily: ‘Oh hell yhhhhhh’

by Absoluteshlaaaag123 April 7, 2023

June 1st

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.

On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.

by one_thilde October 17, 2019