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Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020
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Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.
Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Irish Drill

Drill music that’s based in Ireland,Simular to UK Drill and a lot of yutes are putting on a London accent when they rap because they see their idol with a London accent
Roadman 1:Oi is man listening to UK Drill
Roadman 2:Naaah g I’m listening to Irish Drill it’s proper man
by YB2 December 13, 2020
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Irish Getaway

Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in
Guy 1:I just did an Irish getaway on that girl there

Guy 2: I did the same with your mum
by Assniffer December 31, 2020
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Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.
Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.
by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020
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irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face
by irish flasbang January 9, 2021
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Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)
That Irish coffee has me going
by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021
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