Northern Irish Lifts

YO HES A NORTHERN IRISH LAD FAM, YOUR TELLING ME HES FRIENDS WITH MR NO BRAIN (AKA AC LIFTS) AND NIL POSTS YOUTUBE CONTENT AS WELL, WHY NOT DROP A SUB TO HIS CHANNEL

Northern Irish Lifts Meets AC Lifts In Belfast To Surf Elevators

by AC Lifts September 22, 2020

Black Irish

The adjective used to describe an Irishman or person of Irish descent i.e. Irish-American who displays traits associated with a Spaniard i.e. dark hair, dark eyes, and less fairer skin than a typical Irishman but who also displays physical features associated with African males, i.e an enlarged penis.

Sheryl: Oh my God, I went home with Sean last night and while I knew his folks came from Ireland, I had no idea he was Black Irish! Jesus, Mary, & Joseph his cock was just about to knock out the fillings in my teeth when he was doing me doggystyle! Hell there's no point to me keeping my Kenyan African Male Safari scheduled in July if I can get such a large dick right here in Chicago!
Sheila: Truth...he ruptured my colon when he fucked my ass back in March!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Double Irish

1. Taking two bottles of Baileys and sticking them in your ass and dickhole at the same time.

2. A multinational company (especially one with a heavy foundation of intellectual property) juggling taxes by legal if unscrupulous means.

Eric Schmidt made the news when he successfully enacted a Double Irish and didn't flinch.

by PoE-News October 24, 2010

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

by Grouthor April 2, 2010

Wild Irish Roses

Petechea or bruising around eyes that result from vomiting

I through up so much that I got the wild irish roses.

by Billy Geo March 14, 2010

Good ol' Irish Beatdown

When you Poop in a sock and hit somebody with it.

Jesse: Holy Shit! What's all over you face???!!!!

Adam: It's Shit!! Matt Gave me a Good ol' Irish Beatdown

by The Italian Stallion 1972 July 17, 2011

Flat Irish

noun;

1. An uninteresting person

2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype

syn;
plain, dull, beige

Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”

by hwiskey_dick_wilson June 23, 2018