Book

The only weapon that can beat up ur eye. oh dont read them its deadly.

A book fucked up my eye

by Rpdx March 7, 2020

Book

Another word for fuck. Basically a clean alternative to the word. This usage of the word was created by Jonathan C.

Bro, that girl is obsessed with me. She wants to book me so bad.

by Karmyyynnn March 25, 2024

Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere

P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"

by BluBalls January 18, 2021

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

Book safe

A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.

I can't believe it!, I got a Book safe full of condoms for my birthday!

by BlackSean January 22, 2011

Booke

Trash or being of poor quality.

James: your test results are so booke
Tom: Shut the fuck up

by Ball-ding March 9, 2021