Indio Woods

typically a male with a large penis

“woah! did you see the size of that thing?”
“that must be Indio Woods”.

by elise perella May 8, 2022

wood

male genitalia hanging off a man

Yad has a small wood

by gayshfganshaj January 12, 2021

Sappy Wood

The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.

Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!

by ThatOneOnlineCreep May 6, 2016

Wood cookies

Man penis

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....

by Jayëë January 24, 2020

Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"

Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )

by BestEgo November 17, 2023

Snuggle Wood

When a couple wake up and snuggle in the morning and the guy has morning wood.

Damn woman that's the best snuggle wood I've ever had.

by Car Wash Man March 11, 2021

Three Woods

A group of men, specifically studs. With huge, massive rods. Get every single chick dripping wet. One member is known as being a “pussy hound”

Wow, the three woods are so fucking hot! Stacey fucked ALL of them multiple times. Especially that one, PUSSY HOUND!

by Pussy hound July 10, 2022