C Bag

Colostomy Bag. Otherwise known as a Shit Bag.

Someone that can't tell the truth (full of shit.)

A Liar.

A level lower then a Douche Bag.

I cannot believe anything that guy says, he is such a C Bag!

by Alan Clarin March 27, 2007

Vag bag

When a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag)

he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag... just then he understood the importance of not passing out first at parties...

by SunnyD81 September 9, 2006

Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement

Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!

by Just Lew It October 12, 2006

Douche Bag

Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

by AllehChan June 17, 2009

sham bag

A variation of the popular derrogatory term 'douche bag' which articulately describes behavior similar to that of the salesman in the Sham-Wow infomercial.

Your Bluetooth headset makes you look like a total sham bag.

by 44adam44 February 13, 2009

Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'

Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'

by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010

fifi bag

A plastic bag filled with jell-o or warm fluid of choice. Once filled it is used to jack-off.

Hey Justin you left you fifi bag at my house.

by Brandon June 23, 2004