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Original-Human

While living a Human has endless possibilities (of what is considered luxury) but when the saying of Death brings New Life the amount of "pain" they feel from passing away is why Humans Live Luxurious because when a Original-Human takes into the After-Life Their body may die but in death brings life so 400,000(thousands) Nerve Endings Spring to Life. The feeling of anything that touches the body causes so much Pain that even a Titan (ex. Atlas) thinks they're evil because of the Real-Pain that inflicts(not neccassirly for eternity either but for a period of time that makes it unbearable for a new born to be brought back into life with the memories) of what made Original-Humans of us deserving of such a "Pampered" life and why even such things as Demons respect our pain in the afterlife because unless one is born with such "Fear" of Death but no reason why it remembers the "Fear" can only remain its Sanity if one wasn't in existence when the period before the Deities were known for having a physical form (which is when they are known as a color, not a admirable figure that is to be worshipped) would make living not as something that would sought out to be Reality.
Man, I'm sorta glad that when I am living and as a Original-Human as that of which I am only to feel those sweet vibrations that make me warm and snuggly enough to fall asleep all Day. I sought out my Past-Life to see who I was. Remembered that Original-Human has not existed long enough for any of us to have one unless they were a mammal of some kind that has lived with the Earth as well and I had a brief memory of the pain I had inflicted when I died and my nerve endings came to life. Thank God the Pain I felt was from my own accidental pain and that even the machines/demons or whatever they were knew that the pain was so severe that I had the balls to be granted life again not of pity but because they could hear Heaven crying because God thinks that even that was a fucked up day when he heard the pain that makes Diablo think Original-Humans are evil when they were created to make a taste of his medecine.
by Original_Pain November 10, 2022
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human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017
mugGet the human granolamug.

human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.
by milahu November 15, 2025
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Human Slop

The soulless movies, TV shows, text things, and video games pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all derivative, preachy, and lacking any real creativity.
"People complaining about AI slop don’t get it we’ve been dealing with human slop for thousands of years AI doesn’t need to try hard to beat it."
by anonymous January 2, 2025
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Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain
Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
————-

Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”
by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025
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And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.
Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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