by kakanaka May 16, 2005
Get the ghetto-snapsmug. by WTFdidijustread June 18, 2021
Get the Ghetto spreadmug. Popularized in Skee-lo's 1995 hit single "I Wish", a ghetto name is something Skee "wishes" he could give to his kids. Skee's ultimate goal is to get wit leoshi. Good luck. She's fly.
by Lefty McRighthand May 13, 2006
Get the ghetto namemug. when a ghetto person is acting like he's part of the upper middle class; something you ask your friend if you can say when she announces she has invited a black girl on our ski trip
ghetto person #1: why she actin all bougie ghetto wit her readin abilities in the hood
white person #1: is that racist?
white person #2: no it's ok, go ahead and post it!
white person #1: is that racist?
white person #2: no it's ok, go ahead and post it!
by maria44444444 January 10, 2008
Get the bougie ghettomug. by SfAlphaX July 2, 2009
Get the Ghetto Blastermug. ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020
Get the ghetto spreadmug. Alternately, an ridiculously powerful and loud shotgun, usually a 6 gauge. From the slang word of the same name for a large and loud shoulder-mounted stereo because both can be heard throughout the neighborhood when used.
When Sama fired the Ghetto blaster, all the surrounding car windows blew out and Cameron involuntarily shit his pants.
by nokemono October 1, 2006
Get the ghetto blastermug.