Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
by Shel_TR February 6, 2009
Get the Fuck Crunchiesmug. Positivity? I am posi-FUCK
by rightsock_asock September 7, 2020
Get the posi-FUCKmug. When someone doesn't just lose at a game, but rather they get completely devastated and destroyed by the opposition.
by C-Money666 January 12, 2020
Get the Tucked the fuck inmug. by ttilxga January 25, 2019
Get the Fuck Tukmug. A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.
Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.
A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.
Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.
A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.
by bludiamondgirl April 30, 2009
Get the Fuck Puckmug. To explain a situation where you are absolutely exhausted, and don't give a fuck about it no more. You're done and through with it.
"Don't talk to me, I give zero fucks about coronavirus/covid-19"
"2020 such a shitshow, zero fucks"
"Don't tell me how you're always right in everything and I'm to blame, because I give zero fucks about you and what you say/think about me, you harassing asshat"
" Zero Fucks = The midnight sky is the road I'm takin', Head high up in the clouds"
"I'm done caring about a bunch of grown ass clown babies, giving zero fucks"
"If giving you my total two pennies doesn't satisfy you, then gtfo"
"You deserved zero fucks to begin with"
"2020 such a shitshow, zero fucks"
"Don't tell me how you're always right in everything and I'm to blame, because I give zero fucks about you and what you say/think about me, you harassing asshat"
" Zero Fucks = The midnight sky is the road I'm takin', Head high up in the clouds"
"I'm done caring about a bunch of grown ass clown babies, giving zero fucks"
"If giving you my total two pennies doesn't satisfy you, then gtfo"
"You deserved zero fucks to begin with"
by TheRealest2828 September 2, 2020
Get the Zero Fucksmug. by I have a boner December 20, 2015
Get the game as fuckmug.