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Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
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Three piece and a biscuit

Three piece refers to dick & balls, biscuit refers to the booty
Silk sonic, let me get a three piece and a biscuit
by Dingle McToot February 14, 2022
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Three eleven

Your friend is going to a concert and he calls it three one one.
It is three eleven silly not three one one.
by Kuehlstein February 18, 2018
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The three b's

Big booty bitches otherwise know as the best experience of life
by Necro024 April 5, 2022
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Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
by Stoney69 February 2, 2020
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The three amigos

Yes the three amigos are three beautiful human beings. The big IQ, sarcastic, dark Humour, Disguised toast. Beautiful, cRAEzy, so kind, Co owner of 100T, and content creator Valkyrae. Shrimp, real life anime boy, wholesome, troll, maniac, Sykkuno.
The three amigos famous quotes:
Toast: *insert random big number* IQ stray
Rae: BABUSHKA
Sykkuno: Oh jesus!
by Amigops_never_dies June 25, 2021
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