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Dylan

Hot and sexy guy that gets all your girls in one bed. He gets the whole house shaking every day and night. His penis is compared to a stretch limo. He can get your girl with one word.
I'm with Dylan.
by SaltThe Wound May 21, 2019
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Dylan

Has a learning disability and has a sick size of 2 in and gets all the guys but not the girls
by lolega rweg June 20, 2019
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Dylan

dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.
girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
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Marlene and dylan

Marlene and dylan are the best couple to ever exist. Everyone wants to be them and can’t wait to be like them. No one can break them up fr, and also Marlene is Dylan’s thicc queen.
Person 1: I’m so jealous of those 2 other there, do you see them?
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?

Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
by Youwannabelikemarleneanddylan December 23, 2022
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Dylan Gannon

Dylan Gannon is a bloody spaz who likes looking at boats, bikes and cars he also gets pissed off sometimes and starts hitting people
seamus: hey dylan look at this boat exhaust wow

Dylan Gannon: fuck off seamo
by John coll November 5, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is a very smart funny and caring guy
Who likes being around others!
He will always know how to make you laugh even if you are in deppreso mode...
He is very dumb but in a funny way
And he has very good looking hair

He is more like a leader then a follower!!
He is very sweet and is very caring

But dont take advantage of that or he will ditch you
Wow dylan is so cool
I know right!”
by Dora.the.explorer November 23, 2020
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Dylan

A real gay faggot, that eats every dick he can.
Person 1: Dude want to have gay sex
Person 2:Your such a Dylan
by LargePenisLover February 29, 2020
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