A cocktail made of Guinness Stout, Irish Whiskey, and Bailey's Irish Cream.
The key to the Irish Car Bomb is to drink it very quickly before the Bailey's reacts with the acidity of the stout, causing it to curdle (essentially turning it into cheese). The result makes the cocktail very unpleasant to finish.
Start out with a glass of Guinness, or Guinness mixed with a shot of whiskey. Then paying close attention to time lapsed, drop a shot glass full of Irish Cream, or Whiskey and Irish Cream into the glass. Chug.
The Irish Car Bomb is very filling and is recommended to consume it early during a night of drinking, as opposed to late.
The key to the Irish Car Bomb is to drink it very quickly before the Bailey's reacts with the acidity of the stout, causing it to curdle (essentially turning it into cheese). The result makes the cocktail very unpleasant to finish.
Start out with a glass of Guinness, or Guinness mixed with a shot of whiskey. Then paying close attention to time lapsed, drop a shot glass full of Irish Cream, or Whiskey and Irish Cream into the glass. Chug.
The Irish Car Bomb is very filling and is recommended to consume it early during a night of drinking, as opposed to late.
by Anonymongo November 9, 2006
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Ordering a Jewish Car Bomb at a bar and having a shot of Popov vodka and dropping it into a glass of PBR
by vantage39 June 22, 2009
Get the Jewish Car Bomb mug.When you bring your reportcard (with many failing grades) to your parents (or your parents find out your grades somehow) Report Car-nage is the long talk about you (and how your life is going to be if you dont blah, blah blah...)
Usualy it consists of 3 parts; the anger, the acceptance, and then a resulution plan,
1. Anger: This part is where your prents talk (or yell) to you about how they have trusted you, how they are paying for your stuff, how they are frusturated of your grades.
2. Acceptance: This part is a bit low paced and your parents talk usualy to eachother about your path that you chose for your life, that they thought you were smarter. You can sense this part from before because the transitions between two parts are quite soft. Sometimes they even cry.
3. Resulution: This part starts when you think that the conversation was over but your parents suddenly change topic. They usualy tell that you should work more, play less (pc, xbox, ps), or go out less with friends.
Usualy it consists of 3 parts; the anger, the acceptance, and then a resulution plan,
1. Anger: This part is where your prents talk (or yell) to you about how they have trusted you, how they are paying for your stuff, how they are frusturated of your grades.
2. Acceptance: This part is a bit low paced and your parents talk usualy to eachother about your path that you chose for your life, that they thought you were smarter. You can sense this part from before because the transitions between two parts are quite soft. Sometimes they even cry.
3. Resulution: This part starts when you think that the conversation was over but your parents suddenly change topic. They usualy tell that you should work more, play less (pc, xbox, ps), or go out less with friends.
Eric: "dude did your parents got angry last night about that F on geometry?"
Dude: "yup, it was a total Report Car-nage"
Dude: "yup, it was a total Report Car-nage"
by DrkBlack January 23, 2009
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Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.
Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.
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Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!
Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.
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Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!
Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.
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