henceforth i am unable to can

The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"

"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"

by me? gay, trans, and dumb September 26, 2021

You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004

can you sign my nipple?

When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).

eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"

"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."

by NippleSignsYou August 3, 2014

Can I get a Owa owa

HEY PUDGY CAN I GET A OWA OWA pudgy:✨𝑂𝑊𝐴 𝑂𝑊𝐴✨

Can I get a Owa owa is an internet famous dog on tiktok who barks for his friends

by Grazify January 20, 2021

I can smell fear on you.

If someone is intimidated by you, this. Smell a person and say this. If they weren't scared of you before, they will be scared now. Courtesy Louise Belcher.

"I can smell fear on you." "Okay, I don't like this one."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Who can beat you

Who cares about the repercussions or what people think because nobody is seeing you 1 on 1 in a fight. Nobody can beat you up.

You can also say who can beat me.

Who cares, do it bro who can beat you.

by Dabeast4027 December 31, 2020

can i have a blowjob

One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.

Herbert:Can I have a blowjob?

by -_- nope August 17, 2019