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You can shut the hell up

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.
by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004
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can you sign my nipple?

When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).
eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"

"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."
by NippleSignsYou August 3, 2014
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Can I get a Owa owa

HEY PUDGY CAN I GET A OWA OWA pudgy:✨𝑂𝑊𝐴 𝑂𝑊𝐴✨
Can I get a Owa owa is an internet famous dog on tiktok who barks for his friends
by Grazify January 20, 2021
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I can smell fear on you.

If someone is intimidated by you, this. Smell a person and say this. If they weren't scared of you before, they will be scared now. Courtesy Louise Belcher.
"I can smell fear on you." "Okay, I don't like this one."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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can i have a blowjob

One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.
by -_- nope August 17, 2019
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Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.
Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021
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CAN YOU KILL ME

Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c
by A v e r y °-° February 3, 2021
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