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a 'zean bean'; also known as a 'badman' is the most rare and most exquisite form of bean you will find in any garden.

the most common habitat for a zean bean would normally be somewhere sunny (where the bean can kick up its little feet and do what it does best.. not much) or somewhere with banging tunes in a dark corner with multiple minature bottles of vodka stashed in its pocket.

p.s also an excellent driver whilst under the influence
oih zean bean pass the vodka
zean bean by dirtydre July 11, 2010
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Smoll bean

When someone is so damn pure that you just wanna hug them until they (and possibly also you) suffocate
Dan Howell is such a smoll bean. We need to protect him.

Josh Dun is the smollest bean of them all.
Smoll bean by ChickenBreast February 25, 2017

francis bean cobain 

Lead Singer of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, and the lead singer of Hole, Courtney Love's daughter. Her dad Kurt died though when she was a young child. Some say he was murdered by his wife courtney and some say it was suicide. There is way too much evidence pointing towards murder though. She was taken from Kurt and Courtney when she was just a newborn, because of courtney admitting in an interview of being on drugs when she was pregnant. Which she was intill she found out she was, which as soon as she found out she stopped. That made them lose custody, but they got custody back a while later, but shortly after kurt passed away. She is a teenager now and currently lives with her mom. Axl Rose, frontman of Guns n' Roses made rumors that Francis was deformed because of her moms drug use when being pregnant. She was not deformed. Axl was just mad because Nirvana(Francis's dads band) was selling more albums than Guns n Roses. He was desperate for attention. Francis was born a health baby. Kurt was always afraid of having a baby that was not healthy. He would not have let courtney be on drugs when pregnant because he loved her, courtney, and Francis both, but that did not stop her from murdering or having him murdered.

Sean Bean 

Human Bean

Sean Bean, very sexy, very blonde, Boromir shaped and Sharpe shaped. Not sure if the Sean Bean is actually very tastey as it is hard to find.
Oh my god! Sean Bean the sexiest of all Bean's youre a Sex God!
Sean Bean by cordie February 10, 2005

Flickin' my bean 

Literally, it means to touch the clitoris. Figuratively, it means to sit around and do nothing.
"Hey are you busy today??"
"Nah, I'll just be in my room, flickin' my bean. Come by whenever"
Flickin' my bean by Kalos February 18, 2009

flickin' the bean 

Manual stimulation of the clitoris during or before the act of intercourse, to facilitate orgasm.
I was worried she wasn't gonna come, so I started flickin' the bean and she moaned like a five hunderd dollar whore.