Fuck around shoes

Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around

Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall

by JonnyBDE July 5, 2022

Mishing around

Just Mish, doing Mish things. And, to achieve those mishions she must Mish around

I.e. adhd tornado

Johnny: "what's up"
Mish: "just mishing around"
Johnny: "did you want to hangout?"
Mish: "yes of course I'll just be circling around you, I just got another idea"

by Missssssssssh January 17, 2024

What the fuck around?

A. Noun, greeting: a way to say a friendly hello to a friend or close acquaintance
B. Noun, exclamation: a way to express dissatisfaction with a situation

A. (Greeting): Tom ran into Jerome at the gas station and said, “Hey man, what the fuck around?” Jerome replied, “What the fuck around? Going to that show later?”
B. (Exclamation): “You spilled relish on my shirt! What the fuck around?!?

by Señor Beezerton June 22, 2024

Society built around kids

He needs to have his house bombed. See if he blames Hamas.

Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

honkin’ around

just messing around, fooling around; jokin

girl: why Sofia acting such a fool?
guy: leave her be, she’s just honkin’ around

by hotcakies May 14, 2024

Buzz around the campfire

Cowboy talk for "Rumor"

Now, the buzz around the campfire is that the fella responsible for that mess headed southward.

by Babwe July 27, 2023

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024